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ISSUE NINE

Featuring interviews with:

- CUT CHEMIST
- DJ NU-MARK
- CRISPIN GLOVER
- THE PRODIGY
- THE GHOST HUNTERS
- BT
- JACOB PITTS
- MIKE RELM

PRICE: $4.95


ISSUE EIGHT

Featuring interviews with:

- AL JOURGENSEN
- DAMIEN ECHOLS
- AMANDA PALMER
- STEVE HEWITT
- JOHN LANDIS
- BLUEPRINT

PRICE: $4.95


ISSUE SEVEN

Featuring interviews with:

- CHUCK D
- HENRY ROLLINS
- JAMES GUNN
-
JENNA FISCHER
- BRIAN POSEHN
- DAVE McKEAN
- ATMOSPHERE'S SLUG
- ZACH GALIFIANAKIS

PRICE: $4.95


ISSUE SIX

Featuring interviews with:

- KERMIT THE FROG
- SARAH SILVERMAN
- JERRY ZUCKER
- PAUL FEIG
- NICK PARK & STEVE BOX
- 30 SECONDS TO MARS
- THE YES MEN

PRICE: $4.95


ISSUE FIVE

Featuring interviews with:

- JERRY SPRINGER
- BILLY IDOL
- GIFT OF GAB
- AESOP ROCK
- ALEX BORSTEIN
- LOIS GRIFFIN
- PUFFY AMIYUMI
- DEVIN TOWNSEND

PRICE: $4.95


ISSUE FOUR

Featuring interviews with:

- DAVID CROSS
- BAM MARGERA
- MIKE PATTON
- DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN
- CHRIS PONTIUS
- LATEEF

PRICE: $4.95


ISSUE THREE

Featuring interviews with:

- MICK FOLEY
- TONY HAWK
- MAT HOFFMAN
- CHIEF XCEL
- JON SPENCER

PRICE: $4.95


SUMMER '04 ISSUE

Featuring interviews with:

- GENE SIMMONS
- MELISSA AUF DER MAUR
- MIKE DOUGHTY
- LLOYD KAUFMAN
- MARK BORCHARDT
- TEARGAS & PLATEGLASS

PRICE: $4.95 - SOLD OUT!


"BEST OF"/SPRING '04 ISSUE

Featuring interviews with:

- RJD2
- JASON LEE
- RON JEREMY
- SAUL WILLIAMS
- THE BROTHERS CHAPS
- JOLIE HOLLAND

PRICE: $4.95


"COFFEE" T-SHIRT

"I like my coffee like my women... sixteen years old." Drawn by Fphatty Lamar, this tan, short-sleeved t-shirt comes in five sizes: small, medium, large, XL, and XXL. Please indicate which size you want when ordering.

PRICE: $10.00


"TARDED" T-SHIRT

"What's 'tarded'? And why do people do it twice?" Drawn by Staff Member #716, this blue, short-sleeved t-shirt comes in four sizes: small, medium, large, and XL. Please indicate which size you want when ordering.

PRICE: $10.00


"TIGGA, PLEASE" T-SHIRT

Dig this sweet-as-fuck t-shirt! Drawn by our very own Vinnie Baggadonuts, this white, short-sleeved t-shirt comes in four sizes: small, medium, large, and XL. Please indicate which size you want when ordering.

PRICE: $10.00


DOG LIPS STICKER

Dogs have lips, right? You're damn right they do! Show your opinion with this four-inch circle sticker!

PRICE: $1.00 (OR FREE WITH ANY ORDER)


NO DOG LIPS STICKER

Dogs don't have lips, right? You're damn right they don't! Show your opinion with this four-inch circle sticker!

PRICE: $1.00 (OR FREE WITH ANY ORDER)


TLC STICKER

Wayne's scary mug, printed in two colors on white vinyl, this sucker measures four inches high by five inches wide.

PRICE: $1.00 (OR FREE WITH ANY ORDER)


TLC BUTTON

Printed in two colors (black and white), this one-inch button will look great on your denim jacket or hipster side bag... ya doofus!

PRICE: FREE! (EMAIL US YOUR ADDRESS)


2005 TLC HOLIDAY DVD

A DVD of the infamous 2005 TLC Holiday Video Card! Comes with a ton of bloopers, and guest appearances by Mark Borchardt and Mark Metcalf!

PRICE: $5.00


2004 TLC HOLIDAY DVD

A DVD of the infamous 2004 TLC Holiday Video Card! Comes with a behind-the-scenes still image gallery and four commentary tracks! You've got to see it to believe it!

PRICE: $5.00


HEAVEN, LLC

Written by TLC's Editor-In-Pain, Wayne Chinsang, and illustrated by Dave Crosland, this 144-page, black-and-white graphic novel is more sacrilegious than the Devil himself! And it's got some kick-ass pin-up work from numerous TLC staff illustrators! Sweet! Published by Image Comics in April of 2004.

PRICE: $12.95


BAD IDEAS: COLLECTED!!!

Written by TLC's Wayne Chinsang, and with tag-team illustration from Dave Crosland and Jim Mahfood, this 128-page graphic novel collects both books of "Bad Ideas", and includes a slew of extras you can't find anywhere else! Published by Image Comics in September of 2005.

PRICE: $12.95


BAD IDEAS: BOOK ONE

Written by TLC's Wayne Chinsang, and with tag-team illustration from Dave Crosland and Jim Mahfood, this 48-page, black-and-white, prestige format book finds Wayne, Dave, and Jim at a comic con trying to figure out an idea to pitch for a comic! And there are dorks! Published by Image Comics in May of 2004.

PRICE: $5.95


BAD IDEAS: BOOK TWO

Written by TLC's Wayne Chinsang, and with tag-team illustration from Dave Crosland and Jim Mahfood, this 48-page, black-and-white, prestige format book is the follow-up to the first book. And it's even more hilarious! But don't let that keep you from buying the first one! Published by Image Comics in August of 2004.

PRICE: $5.95