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ISSUE
NINE |
Featuring
interviews with:
-
CUT CHEMIST
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DJ NU-MARK
- CRISPIN GLOVER
- THE PRODIGY
- THE
GHOST HUNTERS
- BT
- JACOB PITTS
- MIKE RELM
PRICE:
$4.95 |
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ISSUE
EIGHT |
Featuring
interviews with:
- AL JOURGENSEN
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DAMIEN ECHOLS
- AMANDA PALMER
- STEVE HEWITT
- JOHN LANDIS
- BLUEPRINT
PRICE:
$4.95 |
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ISSUE
SEVEN |
Featuring
interviews with:
- CHUCK D
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HENRY ROLLINS
- JAMES GUNN
- JENNA
FISCHER
- BRIAN POSEHN
- DAVE McKEAN
- ATMOSPHERE'S SLUG
- ZACH GALIFIANAKIS
PRICE:
$4.95 |
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ISSUE
SIX |
Featuring
interviews with:
- KERMIT THE FROG
-
SARAH SILVERMAN
- JERRY ZUCKER
- PAUL FEIG
- NICK PARK & STEVE BOX
- 30 SECONDS TO MARS
- THE YES
MEN
PRICE:
$4.95 |
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ISSUE
FIVE |
Featuring
interviews with:
- JERRY SPRINGER
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BILLY IDOL
- GIFT OF GAB
- AESOP ROCK
- ALEX BORSTEIN
- LOIS GRIFFIN
-
PUFFY AMIYUMI
- DEVIN TOWNSEND
PRICE:
$4.95 |
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ISSUE
FOUR |
Featuring
interviews with:
- DAVID CROSS
- BAM MARGERA
- MIKE PATTON
- DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN
- CHRIS PONTIUS
- LATEEF
PRICE:
$4.95 |
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ISSUE
THREE |
Featuring
interviews with:
- MICK FOLEY
- TONY HAWK
-
MAT HOFFMAN
- CHIEF XCEL
- JON SPENCER
PRICE:
$4.95 |
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SUMMER
'04 ISSUE |
Featuring
interviews with:
- GENE SIMMONS
-
MELISSA AUF DER MAUR
- MIKE DOUGHTY
- LLOYD KAUFMAN
- MARK BORCHARDT
- TEARGAS & PLATEGLASS
PRICE:
$4.95 - SOLD OUT! |
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"BEST
OF"/SPRING '04 ISSUE |
Featuring
interviews with:
- RJD2
- JASON LEE
-
RON JEREMY
- SAUL WILLIAMS
- THE BROTHERS CHAPS
- JOLIE HOLLAND
PRICE:
$4.95 |
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"COFFEE"
T-SHIRT |
"I
like my coffee like my women... sixteen
years old." Drawn by Fphatty Lamar,
this tan, short-sleeved t-shirt comes
in five sizes: small, medium, large, XL,
and XXL. Please indicate
which size you want when ordering.
PRICE:
$10.00 |
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"TARDED"
T-SHIRT |
"What's
'tarded'? And why do people do it twice?"
Drawn by Staff Member #716, this blue,
short-sleeved t-shirt comes in four sizes: small, medium, large,
and XL. Please indicate
which size you want when ordering.
PRICE: $10.00 |
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"TIGGA, PLEASE" T-SHIRT |
Dig
this sweet-as-fuck t-shirt! Drawn by our
very own Vinnie Baggadonuts, this white,
short-sleeved t-shirt comes in four sizes: small, medium, large, and XL.
Please indicate which size you want when
ordering.
PRICE: $10.00 |
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DOG LIPS STICKER |
Dogs have lips, right? You're damn right they do! Show your opinion with this four-inch circle sticker!
PRICE: $1.00 (OR FREE WITH ANY ORDER) |
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NO DOG LIPS STICKER |
Dogs don't have lips, right? You're damn right they don't! Show your opinion with this four-inch circle sticker!
PRICE: $1.00 (OR FREE WITH ANY ORDER) |
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TLC STICKER |
Wayne's scary mug, printed in two colors on white vinyl, this sucker measures four inches high by five inches wide.
PRICE: $1.00 (OR FREE WITH ANY ORDER) |
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TLC BUTTON |
Printed in two colors (black and white), this one-inch button will look great on your denim jacket or hipster side bag... ya doofus!
PRICE: FREE! (EMAIL US YOUR ADDRESS) |
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2005
TLC HOLIDAY DVD |
A
DVD of the infamous 2005 TLC Holiday Video
Card! Comes with a ton of bloopers, and
guest appearances by Mark
Borchardt and Mark
Metcalf!
PRICE:
$5.00 |
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2004 TLC HOLIDAY DVD |
A DVD of the infamous 2004 TLC Holiday Video Card! Comes with a behind-the-scenes still image gallery and four commentary tracks! You've got to see it to believe it!
PRICE: $5.00 |
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HEAVEN, LLC |
Written by TLC's Editor-In-Pain, Wayne Chinsang, and illustrated by Dave Crosland, this 144-page, black-and-white graphic novel is more sacrilegious than the Devil himself! And it's got some kick-ass pin-up work from numerous TLC staff illustrators! Sweet! Published by Image Comics in April of 2004.
PRICE: $12.95 |
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BAD
IDEAS: COLLECTED!!! |
Written
by TLC's Wayne Chinsang, and with tag-team
illustration from Dave Crosland and Jim
Mahfood, this 128-page graphic novel collects
both books of "Bad Ideas", and
includes a slew of extras you can't find
anywhere else! Published by Image Comics
in September of 2005.
PRICE:
$12.95 |
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BAD IDEAS: BOOK ONE |
Written by TLC's Wayne Chinsang, and with tag-team illustration from Dave Crosland and Jim Mahfood, this 48-page, black-and-white, prestige format book finds Wayne, Dave, and Jim at a comic con trying to figure out an idea to pitch for a comic! And there are dorks! Published by Image Comics in May of 2004.
PRICE: $5.95 |
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BAD IDEAS: BOOK TWO |
Written by TLC's Wayne Chinsang, and with tag-team illustration from Dave Crosland and Jim Mahfood, this 48-page, black-and-white, prestige format book is the follow-up to the first book. And it's even more hilarious! But don't let that keep you from buying the first one! Published by Image Comics in August of 2004.
PRICE: $5.95 |
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