AMERICA'S NEWEST WEAPON

WASHINGTON, D.C. - America struck yet another blow against terrorism with perhaps its most powerful weapon yet. This most remarkable item is none other than the cartoon character Calvin, pissing on the word "terrorism."
Since the decal started appearing on the rear windows of trucks and pre-1985 vans, America has felt an assured calm spread over it. The source of Calvin's power is not exactly known, but it is most certainly the power to scare the bejesus out of anyone who might threaten our great nation. Suspected terrorists being held captive in Cuba shrunk back and quivered in fear when they were shown the image. Some even cried in terror.
Wherever your strength comes from, Calvin, and whatever it is, long live your mighty piss.