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22 December 2023
SUPPORT SARAH JESSICA PARKER FOR JUST 75¢ A DAY!
I know it’s hard to imagine, but there are celebrities out there that need the help of a generous heart like yours.
I'd like to tell you about little Sarah Jessica Parker. The star of Sex and the City needs your help. New York is filled with restaurants, but with her busy schedule of promoting casual sex with multiple partners, modeling the latest fashions, and living in matrimony with Ferris Bueller himself, Ms. Parker does not have the time or funding to eat. You can help her now! For just 75¢ a day, your donation can help Ms. Parker enjoy a bagel or a scone; anything to soak up all those Cosmopolitans and put some meat on her bones. With your small donation, she could move up to a size 4. A SIZE 4, PEOPLE! Act now! You may think to yourself, "I'm just one person. How can I help?" Oh, but you can. Send donations in the form of check or money order to the address below. Help this shining star break free from the chains of malnutrition.
PLEASE SEND DONATIONS TO:
SARAH JESSICA PARKER MALNUTRITION FUND
PO BOX 1802
COLUMBUS, OHIO
43216
I know it’s hard to imagine, but there are celebrities out there that need the help of a generous heart like yours.
I'd like to tell you about little Sarah Jessica Parker. The star of Sex and the City needs your help. New York is filled with restaurants, but with her busy schedule of promoting casual sex with multiple partners, modeling the latest fashions, and living in matrimony with Ferris Bueller himself, Ms. Parker does not have the time or funding to eat. You can help her now! For just 75¢ a day, your donation can help Ms. Parker enjoy a bagel or a scone; anything to soak up all those Cosmopolitans and put some meat on her bones. With your small donation, she could move up to a size 4. A SIZE 4, PEOPLE! Act now! You may think to yourself, "I'm just one person. How can I help?" Oh, but you can. Send donations in the form of check or money order to the address below. Help this shining star break free from the chains of malnutrition.
PLEASE SEND DONATIONS TO:
SARAH JESSICA PARKER MALNUTRITION FUND
PO BOX 1802
COLUMBUS, OHIO
43216
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issue
vol 5 - issue 04 (dec 2002)
section
stories