ROBERT PALMER DIES OF LIFELONG LOVE ADDICTION

PARIS, FRANCE - The body of musician Robert Palmer was discovered in his hotel room this past week, after suffering a love overdose. He was 54.
“We always tried to get him to attend rehab sessions to help him get past his addiction, but every time he refused,” said one of the identical supermodels from his videos. “I guess he just didn’t want to face it.”