BRITNEY'S POETRY CORNER

GOD, YOU\'RE COOL
God, God, oh, God
You are the bomb
You are not dumb
I like to chew gum
Oh my God
That actually rhymed

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SO, LIKE, UM... YEAH
So, like, um... yeah
Like... um
Yeah... you know?
So, ah... like
Like, right, right?
Sure

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ONE TIME I WENT TO A ZOO
I saw a monkey
And a donkey
It was a good time
But they wouldn\'t let me ride on the train
They said it was for kids only
Don\'t they fucking know who I am?!?
I\'m goddamn Britney Spears!
I can buy you and your whole family, you trash!
Fuckers!

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FRED DURST & JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
Freddie and Justin
You may think you used me
But I used both of you, you jerks!
And even though I let you put it in my butt
Doesn\'t mean I\'m, like, you know, a whore or nothing
Right?
Right?

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MOMMY, CAN YOU READ ME A BOOK?
Mommy, will you please read me this book?
It made no sense to me when I gave it a look
It\'s confusing and weird and it is very scary
I can\'t make out what it is saying to me... ah, Barry
Oh. I was trying to read a book of stamps.
Never mind.