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22 December 2023
WHERE OUR MADCAP MAN OF THE HOUR GOES POSTAL AND GETS FRANK WITH KNUCKLEHEADS IN HIGH PLACES.
This month frank wrote numerous letters to MARK BURNETT, EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF SURVIVOR!
Mr. Burnett,
The “Search Is Over,” and I’ve found you! The other day, one of my friends mentioned that you were the fellow who founded Survivor, so I figured I would take the opportunity to thank you. “Eye of the Tiger” is one of my all-time favorite rock songs from the 80’s! God bless you for writing it.
Jethro “Thor” Cletus
Mr. Burnett,
I’ve been an avid watcher of your show since 1987. I can’t tell you how excited I was to see Clark Wizzleteets walk off with the giant chocolate garden hose at the end. Sometimes my dog Napoleon makes me stuff my hand in his love pouch. He tells me that only my love can keep the aliens away.
Myrna Stinkovich
Mr. Burnett,
I used to go to school with Amber Brkich at Beaver Area Jr./Sr. High School in Pennsylvania. I didn’t remember her having such a ginormous forehead back then. I’m pretty sure she had more vowels in her last name, too. Surely this must all be your fault, you sick, depraved, Satan-worshipping, corrupting son-of-a-bitch. May you burn in the fiery pits of hell for all eternity, you bastard!
John Marshall
Yo, Honkey-man,
Where’s all the brothas and sistas on yo cracka-ass show? That Brooks Brotha Nick Brown sure as hell ain’t keepin it real. He’s so white he makes crack look like black tar heroin. That’s what it’s all about for you though-- the systematic oppression and eradicationalizing of the black man. You want to see a Survivor? Come down to my place in Detroit sometime and see how well you survive with my badass Air Jordan’s in yo white, racist behind.
Jerome Johnson
DO YOU KNOW A PERSON OR COMPANY THAT YOU THINK FRANK SHOULD WRITE TO? IF SO, EMAIL HIM AT FRANK@TLCHICKEN.COM
This month frank wrote numerous letters to MARK BURNETT, EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF SURVIVOR!
Mr. Burnett,
The “Search Is Over,” and I’ve found you! The other day, one of my friends mentioned that you were the fellow who founded Survivor, so I figured I would take the opportunity to thank you. “Eye of the Tiger” is one of my all-time favorite rock songs from the 80’s! God bless you for writing it.
Jethro “Thor” Cletus
Mr. Burnett,
I’ve been an avid watcher of your show since 1987. I can’t tell you how excited I was to see Clark Wizzleteets walk off with the giant chocolate garden hose at the end. Sometimes my dog Napoleon makes me stuff my hand in his love pouch. He tells me that only my love can keep the aliens away.
Myrna Stinkovich
Mr. Burnett,
I used to go to school with Amber Brkich at Beaver Area Jr./Sr. High School in Pennsylvania. I didn’t remember her having such a ginormous forehead back then. I’m pretty sure she had more vowels in her last name, too. Surely this must all be your fault, you sick, depraved, Satan-worshipping, corrupting son-of-a-bitch. May you burn in the fiery pits of hell for all eternity, you bastard!
John Marshall
Yo, Honkey-man,
Where’s all the brothas and sistas on yo cracka-ass show? That Brooks Brotha Nick Brown sure as hell ain’t keepin it real. He’s so white he makes crack look like black tar heroin. That’s what it’s all about for you though-- the systematic oppression and eradicationalizing of the black man. You want to see a Survivor? Come down to my place in Detroit sometime and see how well you survive with my badass Air Jordan’s in yo white, racist behind.
Jerome Johnson
DO YOU KNOW A PERSON OR COMPANY THAT YOU THINK FRANK SHOULD WRITE TO? IF SO, EMAIL HIM AT FRANK@TLCHICKEN.COM
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vol 3 - issue 10 (jun 2001)
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stories