ADOPT-A-PAL

MANDAWG: Here we have a rascally little Hyena. This fellow will keep all the baby sugar nuts away from your house. He’s a killer, alright. He’s got his shots and has a tattoo on his inner thigh that reads, “Gangsta brotha - Peace out homey - DC’s in the hizzouse” Those darn hyenas. You can always find them on the wrong side of town. He could use some homey love. He’s a great family pet and super around little children.
FARTS: This one we just got in this week. He came in with a tag that said his name on it: Farts. He can live up to his name, let me tell you! He’s always dropping the kids off at the pool, if you know what I mean. Turtles are always poking their heads out the back door, and man, there always seem to be a lot of barking spiders when this Fokker is around.
HARLEY & HIS NUTS: This little guy is like a baby Harley hazelnut, as opposed to a papa prailine or a mommy macadamia. He’s all about the nuts. Speaking of nuts, this chihuaua has balls bigger than his little nutty body. So you’re not only getting one little nut, but three big nuts. See the size of his head? Well, that’s the size of his buddies underneath, too. Perfect opportunity to breed. Comes with AKC papers. Make more nuts!