SILLY RABBIT! TRICKS ARE FOR WHORES!

With cereal sales at an all-time low, some of the top spokesmen of these companies have been forced to moonlight at second jobs. The one that was brought to tastes like chicken's attention was the Trix Rabbit. While driving down State street last week, our very own debbie saw the Trix Rabbit out selling tricks. Not the cereal, the act. That's right, our beloved bunny had become a whore! I went down to get the lowdown on this terrible news.
darby: Why, Trix Rabbit? What would bring you to this?
Trix Rabbit: Fuck off, you Irish mick! You're scaring off all my Johns.