EVERYWHERE - With the beginning of Spring, women of all ages have begun to adapt their wardrobes to better suit the warmer temperatures of the season. And given some of the latest fashion trends which younger girls have increasingly taken to, pedophiles everywhere couldn’t be happier.
“I don’t see what the big deal is,” said Lyndsay Finsk, wearing a low-cut top, exposing where her cleavage will be in a few years. “I mean, if I didn’t wear hip-huggers, then nobody could see my tattoo!”
In response, a number of dirty old men have complimented Lyndsay on her tattoo, and have offered her candy and rides in their cars.