GOD, YOU'RE COOL
God, God, oh, God
You are the bomb
You are not dumb
I like to chew gum
Oh my God
That actually rhymed
SO, LIKE, UM... YEAH
So, like, um... yeah
Yeah... you know?
So, ah... like
Like, right, right?
ONE TIME I WENT TO A ZOO
I saw a monkey
And a donkey
It was a good time
But they wouldn't let me ride on the train
They said it was for kids only
Don't they fucking know who I am?!?
I'm goddamn Britney Spears!
I can buy you and your whole family, you trash!
FRED DURST & JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
Freddie and Justin
You may think you used me
But I used both of you, you jerks!
And even though I let you put it in my butt
Doesn't mean I'm, like, you know, a whore or nothing
MOMMY, CAN YOU READ ME A BOOK?
Mommy, will you please read me this book?
It made no sense to me when I gave it a look
It's confusing and weird and it is very scary
I can't make out what it is saying to me... ah, Barry
Oh. I was trying to read a book of stamps.