Dearest Furter,
Several weeks ago I visited a sex shop and popped plenty for a studly blow-up doll. The problem is, he won\'t stay inflated! Every time I get set to go, he shrivels down to nada. The tag sez he\'s \"made in Afghanistan & is guaranteed to perform for 1 year.\" Do you think this is an act of terror?
The following piece is an actual Spam email that I received -- it appears unedited and formatted just as the original email. As far as what they were trying to sell me, your guess is as good as mine.
- Night Watchman
The following piece is an actual Spam email that I received -- it appears unedited and formatted just as the original email. As far as what they were trying to sell me, your guess is as good as mine.