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22 December 2023
Q: What's more gratifying than Christina Aguilera and a sturdy pair of kneepads?
A: Christina Aguilera, a sturdy pair of kneepads, and Har Mar Superstar's forthcoming supersexy debut record, You Can Feel Me.
Holy Jesus, this is "Album of the Year." My CD player is pregnant-- that's how sexy this album is. “Har Mar” must be Greek for "aphrodisiac." Not that I have a clue as to what the names of these songs are. The disc is a burn, mailed to us in a neon pink cardboard box. Sexy! Inside? Not just a CD, but a letter, handwritten, from Har Mar himself! It's like a Funky Shroud of Turin! Underneath the CD: some stickers, mostly of Har Mar, shirtless, rocking a boom box old school style! Pimp! Then there's the glossy photo of Har Mar being a stone cold playa with a couple of bikini-clad honeys! Pimp x 2! But the popped cherry on this erotic musical sundae is the hot pink marble vinyl 45 of the songs "Power Lunch" and "EZ Pass". Hot pink marble vinyl 45? That is both old school and dope! With all this super soul sexiness invested into the press kit, it should come as no surprise that the music invades your g-spot faster than Prince after a couple of 7 UPs. The drum machine is nothing more than the Spanish fly that allows Har Mar's ill soul flow to make sweet love to your ears, Kama Sutra style. He's a vocal cross between Scapegoat Wax and Jamiroquai, with Kool Keith's charisma and Ron Jeremy's aesthetic charm. Visit recordcollectionmusic.com or youcanfeelme.com to bring Har Mar's funky love into your life. You will feel him.
A: Christina Aguilera, a sturdy pair of kneepads, and Har Mar Superstar's forthcoming supersexy debut record, You Can Feel Me.
Holy Jesus, this is "Album of the Year." My CD player is pregnant-- that's how sexy this album is. “Har Mar” must be Greek for "aphrodisiac." Not that I have a clue as to what the names of these songs are. The disc is a burn, mailed to us in a neon pink cardboard box. Sexy! Inside? Not just a CD, but a letter, handwritten, from Har Mar himself! It's like a Funky Shroud of Turin! Underneath the CD: some stickers, mostly of Har Mar, shirtless, rocking a boom box old school style! Pimp! Then there's the glossy photo of Har Mar being a stone cold playa with a couple of bikini-clad honeys! Pimp x 2! But the popped cherry on this erotic musical sundae is the hot pink marble vinyl 45 of the songs "Power Lunch" and "EZ Pass". Hot pink marble vinyl 45? That is both old school and dope! With all this super soul sexiness invested into the press kit, it should come as no surprise that the music invades your g-spot faster than Prince after a couple of 7 UPs. The drum machine is nothing more than the Spanish fly that allows Har Mar's ill soul flow to make sweet love to your ears, Kama Sutra style. He's a vocal cross between Scapegoat Wax and Jamiroquai, with Kool Keith's charisma and Ron Jeremy's aesthetic charm. Visit recordcollectionmusic.com or youcanfeelme.com to bring Har Mar's funky love into your life. You will feel him.
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924
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5_2_harmar.swf
issue
vol 5 - issue 02 (oct 2002)
section
entertainmental