I AM THE SHOTGUN KING!

Yeah! That's right, bitch! I am sitting shotgun. Know why? Because I am the best. No one is faster than me. I ALWAYS sit shotgun. And I don't cheat. I don't have to. Who else can hang with my co-piloting prowess? Not you, slow-ass. You'll never be-- wait. What di--. Did you jus-- MOTHERFUCKER!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! NO ONE CALLS SHOTGUN BEFORE ME! THAT'S UNHEARD OF! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER! I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS! YOU SON OF A BYEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!