COUNTRY ONCE AGAIN ON HIGH ALERT

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Recent reports out of Washington have indicated that the country will once again be placed on high alert. Information received regarding al Qaeda’s plans to attack the US once again over the holiday season has forced Homeland Security Advisor Tom Ridge to raise the alert for the next few weeks. The information has stated that areas in the country with “high volumes of bodies,” such as hospitals and theme parks, are at the greatest risk of having an attack.
Upon learning of this new information, President Bush warned citizens to stay away from the country's cemeteries, as they are the most dangerous place to be.