FELDMAN GETS HITCHED BY HAMMER

LOS ANGELES, CA - Former child star Corey Feldman was married in early November to girlfriend Susie Sprague, by ordained minister MC Hammer. Feldman, 31, who met his fiancee on the set of his new film, Box Office Poison, says that the couple chose Hammer because of his, "...strong connection with the Lord and the beat." The ceremony, which was held at The God's Peeps Chapel in Compton, started off with a bang when Hammer entered the chapel by walking sideways with legs spread, like in his “U Can't Touch This” video, baggy pants and all. Feldman, whose guests included Michael Jackson's old nose, "Chunk", Splinter (Master of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), and Feldman's old crack dealer, said that he was, “...surprised to see that MC could still raise the roof.” The couple sealed their marriage when Hammer said that he knew the couple would make it through all the way, for better or worse, no matter what, because they were too legit to quit.