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22 December 2023
1. A PONY - I've been asking for this one for years. Is it too much for you people to give a grown man the pony he deserves?
2. A NEW PRESIDENT - I don't think mine's working out so well. And I can't return it. I lost the gift receipt.
3. A CHIPOTLE OF MY OWN
4. THREE SOUL SINGERS - Preferably female, preferably hot, to echo every important phrase I speak, and to do it in a soulful Motown melody.
5. CHINA
6. A VHS OR DVD COPY OF CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC - The touching 1980 autobiography of the Village People, starring the Village People, AND Bruce Jenner, AND Steve Guttenberg. Do they MAKE movies this good anymore?
7. ONE OF DEBBIE'S PATENTED, YET-TO-BE-RELEASED-TO-THE-PUBLIC, MANAPULTS - This will make interstate travel much easier.
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET ONE OR MORE OF THESE GIFTS FOR VINNIE, YOU CAN MAIL THEM TO: TASTES LIKE CHICKEN, ATTN: VINNIE’S GIFTS, PO BOX 1802, COLUMBUS, OHIO, 43216.
2. A NEW PRESIDENT - I don't think mine's working out so well. And I can't return it. I lost the gift receipt.
3. A CHIPOTLE OF MY OWN
4. THREE SOUL SINGERS - Preferably female, preferably hot, to echo every important phrase I speak, and to do it in a soulful Motown melody.
5. CHINA
6. A VHS OR DVD COPY OF CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC - The touching 1980 autobiography of the Village People, starring the Village People, AND Bruce Jenner, AND Steve Guttenberg. Do they MAKE movies this good anymore?
7. ONE OF DEBBIE'S PATENTED, YET-TO-BE-RELEASED-TO-THE-PUBLIC, MANAPULTS - This will make interstate travel much easier.
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET ONE OR MORE OF THESE GIFTS FOR VINNIE, YOU CAN MAIL THEM TO: TASTES LIKE CHICKEN, ATTN: VINNIE’S GIFTS, PO BOX 1802, COLUMBUS, OHIO, 43216.
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1007
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issue
vol 5 - issue 04 (dec 2002)
section
stories