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22 December 2023
...WITH PASSION AND BUMS
COLUMBUS, OH - The sky above North Campus was ablaze Monday morning as rescue workers tried to extinguish the flames at a local video store. Police have apprehended suspects Rude D (42) and Lester Long (33), who claim to have set the fire so that they might keep warm.
"I told Lester four times that having a fire in a plastic trash can was not a good idea, but he just wouldn't listen," said D, in regards to the accident.
"Rude said I was a fool when I told him we should have the fire outside," said Long.
Authorities could not agree on who actually caused the fire, but they were sure that plastic melts at a fairly low temperature.
"If you are a vagrant and are cold, set your fire in a metal trash can, or, better yet, an old oil drum. If you see someone starting a fire in a plastic trash can, tell them not to do that; explain that you are concerned for their safety," said Clintonville Fire Chief Morris Brown.
Luckily, nobody was hurt. But donations are being taken for pornography enthusiasts.
COLUMBUS, OH - The sky above North Campus was ablaze Monday morning as rescue workers tried to extinguish the flames at a local video store. Police have apprehended suspects Rude D (42) and Lester Long (33), who claim to have set the fire so that they might keep warm.
"I told Lester four times that having a fire in a plastic trash can was not a good idea, but he just wouldn't listen," said D, in regards to the accident.
"Rude said I was a fool when I told him we should have the fire outside," said Long.
Authorities could not agree on who actually caused the fire, but they were sure that plastic melts at a fairly low temperature.
"If you are a vagrant and are cold, set your fire in a metal trash can, or, better yet, an old oil drum. If you see someone starting a fire in a plastic trash can, tell them not to do that; explain that you are concerned for their safety," said Clintonville Fire Chief Morris Brown.
Luckily, nobody was hurt. But donations are being taken for pornography enthusiasts.
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vol 5 - issue 05 (jan 2003)
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stories