admin
22 December 2023
MARS, MW - In even weirder news from Mars, Michael Jackson’s inner child, Michael Jackson, has filed a restraining order against Michael Jackson.
“I don’t know what that crazy fool was thinkin’,” young Mikey told authorities. “I never said I wanted to look like Diana Ross or that damned Raelian-alien when I grew up! Ah-hee-hee!”
Adult Michael could not be reached for comment, as he was busy watching Les Miserables while listening to Dark Side of the Moon and drinking toast out of his blender.
“I don’t know what that crazy fool was thinkin’,” young Mikey told authorities. “I never said I wanted to look like Diana Ross or that damned Raelian-alien when I grew up! Ah-hee-hee!”
Adult Michael could not be reached for comment, as he was busy watching Les Miserables while listening to Dark Side of the Moon and drinking toast out of his blender.
artid
1106
Old Image
5_6_jackson.jpg
issue
vol 5 - issue 06 (feb 2003)
section
stories