WEB EXCLUSIVE: DARKNESS FALLS

I hope darkness falls on the makers of this film. I hope their children have problems sleeping at night, because they know that talent does not run in their gene pools. I hope Hollywood stops making this kind of pseudo-horror trash. It’s filled with every cliché know to man: the black cat that jumps out of nowhere; the rules you have to follow (stay in the light). The story is simple and idiotic: in the town of Darkness Falls there was once an old woman who would give children a gold coin for their teeth. People called her \"The Tooth Fairy\". She was in a terrible fire, and it burned her so badly that it hurt for her to be in bright light. So now she wears a ceramic mask (creepy!). Two children go missing, and the town’s people hang the old woman, but not before she curses the town. Ready for this dumbass curse? When a child loses his last baby tooth, The Tooth Fairy will come. If the children see her when she comes to claim the teeth, she’ll kill them. Why there are any adults alive in this town at all is not explained, as The Tooth Fairy makes more noise than a cat caught in a blender. No one in this film can act, and all the children look like mutants (that’s not a part of the curse-– it’s a fact about this film). In fact, I’m convinced that the main kid is Gollum from Lord of the Rings. He never said \"precioussss\", but he does talk in that creepy way. This movie is not worth your time. Don\'t even see it for free; you’ll still want your money back. That’s actually the one thing the movie got right: stay in the light.