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22 December 2023
My fellow Americhristians,
The world right now is a very scary place. Heads of State are in a heady state. Missles are being pointed in innocent people’s general directions. Military presences are growing. Even here, in the greatest country east of the Mississippi, we are under a state of alert, looking over our shoulders for crazy, bearded terrorists. The realness of our own human mortality is being emphasized to us in great detail on a daily basis.
And it has to stop.
A few weekends ago, my wife and I packed up the vroom-vroom and headed out west to California. Talk about a beautiful country! And active. The people there were banding in the streets to protest the tense, potentially-disastrous state of the world. And Laura and I joined them.
War is wrong, no matter what the reason. Violence solves nothing, except in hockey. And I, as President of the greatest island in the world, the United States of America, will do everything in my power to ensure that we solve all our international disagreements peacefully and diplomatically. I will work to ensure that love becomes America’s greatest export, and our reputation becomes one of tolerance, acceptance, and equality.
And if I ever come face to face with the trigger-happy son of a bitch who’s rattling world cages with this madman-like disregard for human life as we know it—what, honey? You\'re shitting me. I\'m the trigger-happy SOB doing all this?
Aw, fuck.
Die, Earth, die!
Best, Dubya
The world right now is a very scary place. Heads of State are in a heady state. Missles are being pointed in innocent people’s general directions. Military presences are growing. Even here, in the greatest country east of the Mississippi, we are under a state of alert, looking over our shoulders for crazy, bearded terrorists. The realness of our own human mortality is being emphasized to us in great detail on a daily basis.
And it has to stop.
A few weekends ago, my wife and I packed up the vroom-vroom and headed out west to California. Talk about a beautiful country! And active. The people there were banding in the streets to protest the tense, potentially-disastrous state of the world. And Laura and I joined them.
War is wrong, no matter what the reason. Violence solves nothing, except in hockey. And I, as President of the greatest island in the world, the United States of America, will do everything in my power to ensure that we solve all our international disagreements peacefully and diplomatically. I will work to ensure that love becomes America’s greatest export, and our reputation becomes one of tolerance, acceptance, and equality.
And if I ever come face to face with the trigger-happy son of a bitch who’s rattling world cages with this madman-like disregard for human life as we know it—what, honey? You\'re shitting me. I\'m the trigger-happy SOB doing all this?
Aw, fuck.
Die, Earth, die!
Best, Dubya
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vol 5 - issue 07 (mar 2003)
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stories