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22 December 2023
Doesn\'t anyone out there have an original idea or sound? I swear I\'ve already heard this disc by Hot Rod Circuit (Sorry About Tomorrow) a thousand times already this year. Isn\'t anyone out there sick of hearing the same pseudo-punk bullshit over and over again? I think I\'ll just come up with a form review for all the generic discs that sound like this, because they\'re just wasting everyone\'s time. The review would go something like this:
(NAME OF BAND BEING REVIEWED)\'s new release, (ALBUM TITLE), continues in a long line of releases by similar groups like (NAME OF SOUND-ALIKE BAND), (NAME OF SOUND-ALIKE BAND), and (NAME OF SOUND-ALIKE BAND). If you have (NAME OF INFLUENTIAL FOREFATHERS OF THE MOVEMENT)\'s masterpiece, (TITLE OF WELL-KNOWN RELEASE BY INFLUENTIAL FOREFATHERS OF THE MOVEMENT), there is no reason to purchase this piece of (EXPLETIVE). If there is a God, the members of (NAME OF BAND BEING REVIEWED) will stop trying to make music, go back to work at (FAST FOOD RESTAURANT CHAIN), and maybe (TYPE OF SUICIDE).
Now go try it for yourself. You\'ve spent way too much time reading about a band that simply doesn\'t matter. Check out one of Neogeo\'s reviews instead. I bet he\'s found something good. He\'s reviewing who? Oh, never mind.
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(NAME OF BAND BEING REVIEWED)\'s new release, (ALBUM TITLE), continues in a long line of releases by similar groups like (NAME OF SOUND-ALIKE BAND), (NAME OF SOUND-ALIKE BAND), and (NAME OF SOUND-ALIKE BAND). If you have (NAME OF INFLUENTIAL FOREFATHERS OF THE MOVEMENT)\'s masterpiece, (TITLE OF WELL-KNOWN RELEASE BY INFLUENTIAL FOREFATHERS OF THE MOVEMENT), there is no reason to purchase this piece of (EXPLETIVE). If there is a God, the members of (NAME OF BAND BEING REVIEWED) will stop trying to make music, go back to work at (FAST FOOD RESTAURANT CHAIN), and maybe (TYPE OF SUICIDE).
Now go try it for yourself. You\'ve spent way too much time reading about a band that simply doesn\'t matter. Check out one of Neogeo\'s reviews instead. I bet he\'s found something good. He\'s reviewing who? Oh, never mind.
PURCHASE THIS OR SIMILAR ITEMS
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issue
vol 5 - issue 07 (mar 2003)
section
entertainmental