WEB EXCLUSIVE: OLD SCHOOL

Let it be known that on this day, in the month of March, in the year of 2003, that the impossible feat has been accomplished. Will Ferrell was actually in a funny movie. I know that seems inconceivable, that this very funny individual would eventually ever be in a funny movie; or for that matter, ever be in a movie that wasn’t soul-sucking, bowel-shredding, projectile vomiting, bloody aborted fetus pudding bad. Let’s face it, that Jay and Silent Bob movie wasn’t particularly good. That head-bobber Saturday Night Live spin-off thing was really fucking terrible. I’ve even heard that Superstar is now used by ex-KGB agents in Russian interrogations to bend the accused into submission, instead of the old car battery hooked up to the genitals thing. Yes, the impossible has indeed been accomplished. You owe it to yourself to run out now and see Old School. It is history in the making.