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22 December 2023
To whom it may concern,
On Sunday, January 13, United States President George W. Bush passed out while watching a Baltimore Ravens-Miami Dolphins game and fell to the floor from his couch. Bush almost choked to death when one of your Rold Gold Twist pretzels became lodged in his throat. I am writing because I was wondering if, in the future, you could make your pretzels bigger and a slightly more awkward shape. Please let me know if you could do this.
Sincerely,
insane wayne chinsang, editor, tastes like chicken
On Sunday, January 13, United States President George W. Bush passed out while watching a Baltimore Ravens-Miami Dolphins game and fell to the floor from his couch. Bush almost choked to death when one of your Rold Gold Twist pretzels became lodged in his throat. I am writing because I was wondering if, in the future, you could make your pretzels bigger and a slightly more awkward shape. Please let me know if you could do this.
Sincerely,
insane wayne chinsang, editor, tastes like chicken
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vol 4 - issue 06 (feb 2002)
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stories