CHINSANG ROOTS

The 104th Annual Reunion of the Chinsang family was a tremendous success, despite a few unwelcome guests. Mr. Belvedere, who arrived just before the potato sack race began, proceeded to hug every last Chinsang from smallest to tallest. By the time he wrapped his arms around 6’3” cousin Kevin (not a blood relative; Ming We always had a thing for the Round Eyes, thus shaming the family), Belvedere was part of the family. Also in attendance were recently canceled TV star John Stamos, and superstar couple Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton. Woody Allen was also seen lurking in the parking lot with candy and Hello Kitty trinkets, but was escorted away by the police. Congratulations, Chinsang family!