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22 December 2023
Wayne: You know how we always used to have to drive to Cleveland or Cincinnati to see shows?
Debbie: Yeah! That sucks arse! Good stuff rarely comes to Columbus.
W: Bite your tongue, Debbie. It seems as if the kids that control booking for The Newport have two sweet-ass shows lined up.
D: Two?!? Surely, you jest! What are they? A Village People Reunion, two nights, back to back?
W: Nope. First, jazz masters, Medeski, Martin and Wood bring their musical masterpieces to us on Saturday, April 12. And as if that weren\'t enough, we\'re blessed again when Mike Patton brings one of his multiple personalities, Tomahawk, to us on Wednesday, May 14.
D: Holy musical cunnilingus, Wayne! This is incredible! Despite their smelly fans, Medeski, Martin and Wood are one of the best fusion jazz groups of our time. And anything Mike Patton puts his hand in is gold. Whether it\'s the monkey-fight screech of Fantomas, or the organized insanity of Mr. Bungle, I know I can always count on him. If the live show is anything like Tomahawk\'s album, I\'m gonna end that night with bloody knees and shit-stained boxers! Sweet!
W: Uh,.. yeah.
D: Rock!
W: Anyway, I sure hope other kids realize what good music DOES make it to Columbus.
D: I\'m sure people will notice. I mean, football season\'s over, so what else could they possibly be doing?
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Debbie: Yeah! That sucks arse! Good stuff rarely comes to Columbus.
W: Bite your tongue, Debbie. It seems as if the kids that control booking for The Newport have two sweet-ass shows lined up.
D: Two?!? Surely, you jest! What are they? A Village People Reunion, two nights, back to back?
W: Nope. First, jazz masters, Medeski, Martin and Wood bring their musical masterpieces to us on Saturday, April 12. And as if that weren\'t enough, we\'re blessed again when Mike Patton brings one of his multiple personalities, Tomahawk, to us on Wednesday, May 14.
D: Holy musical cunnilingus, Wayne! This is incredible! Despite their smelly fans, Medeski, Martin and Wood are one of the best fusion jazz groups of our time. And anything Mike Patton puts his hand in is gold. Whether it\'s the monkey-fight screech of Fantomas, or the organized insanity of Mr. Bungle, I know I can always count on him. If the live show is anything like Tomahawk\'s album, I\'m gonna end that night with bloody knees and shit-stained boxers! Sweet!
W: Uh,.. yeah.
D: Rock!
W: Anyway, I sure hope other kids realize what good music DOES make it to Columbus.
D: I\'m sure people will notice. I mean, football season\'s over, so what else could they possibly be doing?
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artid
1270
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issue
vol 5 - issue 08 (apr 2003)
section
entertainmental