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22 December 2023
This month's installment: Sunshine
Hopefully, the skies in Chicago aren't saturated with sunlight, because if there's one thing Wayne hates more than Matrix: Reloaded, it's sunshine. He needs crappy weather, and this Columbus that we're leaving is about as meteorologically crappy as you can get! He's been quite lucky this Spring, as we've had enough nice days to count on one hand. The rest have been drab, gray, rainy, and gloomy; like Eeyore at a Cure concert.
Wayne's current place of residence finds him both working and slumbering in rooms with enormous front windows. The morning sun shines right on in, but you'd never know it. In the four years he's lived at that place, I think I've seen the blinds up once. And it was only because he had to climb out onto the roof to watch the nice lady across the street get way nekkid, and then railed like the top of a cheerleader pyramid. So remember, kids. When you wake up cranky because the weather is about as fun as rickets, know that there's a hairy, yet balding asian man, smoking a pipe (and then a cigarette, and then a pipe, and then another cigarette,..), smiling.
Tune in next month, when Wayne is guaranteed to hate something else!
Hopefully, the skies in Chicago aren't saturated with sunlight, because if there's one thing Wayne hates more than Matrix: Reloaded, it's sunshine. He needs crappy weather, and this Columbus that we're leaving is about as meteorologically crappy as you can get! He's been quite lucky this Spring, as we've had enough nice days to count on one hand. The rest have been drab, gray, rainy, and gloomy; like Eeyore at a Cure concert.
Wayne's current place of residence finds him both working and slumbering in rooms with enormous front windows. The morning sun shines right on in, but you'd never know it. In the four years he's lived at that place, I think I've seen the blinds up once. And it was only because he had to climb out onto the roof to watch the nice lady across the street get way nekkid, and then railed like the top of a cheerleader pyramid. So remember, kids. When you wake up cranky because the weather is about as fun as rickets, know that there's a hairy, yet balding asian man, smoking a pipe (and then a cigarette, and then a pipe, and then another cigarette,..), smiling.
Tune in next month, when Wayne is guaranteed to hate something else!
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issue
vol 5 - issue 11 (jul 2003)
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stories