MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK'S I AM THE MOVIE

I remember the days when anything that Epitaph put out would simply fucking rock. But in these days of commercially-viable pop punk bands, I get really squeamish whenever I hear that old familiar formula of verse-chorus-verse. Add in a growling, yet sing-songy, lead vocal, toss in a couple well-timed breaks, and, POW! You’ve got the next top ten record, and its available at each and every Wal-Mart and Target. It’s a bummer, really, that such a personally important genre of music has simply sold the fuck out.
Oh yeah. The CD review,.. right.
This band is predictable and boring from the first track to the last. There is absolutely nothing unique or endearing about this group of copycats. I’m surprised I haven’t heard about them playing a show in the backyard of wherever MTV’s newest Real World is taking place. What a bunch of crap.
Motion City Soundtrack is a bottom feeder band that is riding the coattails of all the other drab pop punk bands out there. If the guys from Green Day were dead, they’d be rolling over in their graves. In fact, Billy and the boys should be shot for ever starting this.
Goddamn crap-assed music, if you ask me. These fuckers wasted my time, and now I’ve wasted yours by telling you about them. If you own one of those retarded necklaces with the white coral on it, then put on your Adidas flip-flops, and run right over to Target and buy this record.
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