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22 December 2023
MANHATTAN, NY - Since 1984, the Muppets have been in possession of Manhattan, as recorded in Frank Oz's chilling documentary The Muppets Take Manhattan.
In a press conference, the leader of the Muppets, Kermit the Frog, explained why they are returning Manhattan.
Said Frog, "While we've had fun with Manhattan, it's been almost 20 years. That's a long time to have a city. Fozzie suggested we give it back. Karma and all that. Plus, we'd done everything there is to do there."
Frog elaborated, "I talked it over with Scooter, Gonzo, and the gang. We all agreed that we'd had Manhattan long enough."
According to sources, not all Muppets are happy with this maneuver, however. Kermit's alleged lover, Miss Piggy, was shocked at the news.
"I love Manhattan! The shopping! The restaurants! The nightlife! That's why we took it!" Shaking her blonde haired, bacony head, she concluded, "Give it back,.. HMMM! No one asked moí!"
In a press conference, the leader of the Muppets, Kermit the Frog, explained why they are returning Manhattan.
Said Frog, "While we've had fun with Manhattan, it's been almost 20 years. That's a long time to have a city. Fozzie suggested we give it back. Karma and all that. Plus, we'd done everything there is to do there."
Frog elaborated, "I talked it over with Scooter, Gonzo, and the gang. We all agreed that we'd had Manhattan long enough."
According to sources, not all Muppets are happy with this maneuver, however. Kermit's alleged lover, Miss Piggy, was shocked at the news.
"I love Manhattan! The shopping! The restaurants! The nightlife! That's why we took it!" Shaking her blonde haired, bacony head, she concluded, "Give it back,.. HMMM! No one asked moí!"
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issue
vol 6 - issue 03 (nov 2003)
section
stories