THAT'S COFFEE ON MY CROTCH

Heh. Ah,.. yeah. Just wanted to assure everyone that those wet spots on my pants? Near my crotch? Yeah. That's coffee. Honestly. Wanted to point it out before any of you noticed it and drew your own conclusions. My, uh,.. my over-priced, corporate whore, Battlestar Galactica-character-named coffee cup must've leaked. On my pants. Right by, and on, my crotch. So. Right. Coffee, not,.. you know,.. on my crotch. Just so you know.