THINGS WAYNE HATES

This month's installment: D.J. Kirkbride’s anger toward his friend Fingers for outing the fact that D.J. was once a woman
Let’s pretend you read every article in this issue. What the hell, let’s go so far as to say that you read them right down the list, as they appear, in alphabetical order. That means you not only read a story by a grown man named “Fingers” which reveals our very own D.J. Kirkbride was once a woman, but also read D.J.’s “angry” rebuttal.
Yeah. That anger back there, the one in quotes? Wayne hates that.
Frankly, D.J. having been born a woman isn’t much of a surprise to anyone here. It actually explains a lot. And him acting like this ousting is causing his family and “countless female lovers” grief is a bigger lie than that dick in his pants.
Man, Wayne hates that. So give it up, Deborah Jo, or whatever your real name is!
Tune in next month, when Wayne is guaranteed to hate something else!