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22 December 2023
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Bush announced plans at a speech to the National Aeronautics and Space Administration to send humans to the moon by as early as 2015.
"I think we should land on the moon," said the President. "The moon people might be hiding weapons of mass destruction in all that cheese. That would be bad." Continued Bush, "We will build rocket ships to carry man forward into space. Big, silver pointy ones with lots of ray guns and robots! U.S.A. is number one! Whoosh!"
An aide standing nearby the president politely and quietly mentioned that man had, in fact, already landed on the moon. President Bush smiled and nodded, not really listening.
Aerospace companies and Halliburton are expected to begin bidding next month for contracts to produce large, shiny rocket ships with lots of lasers.
"I think we should land on the moon," said the President. "The moon people might be hiding weapons of mass destruction in all that cheese. That would be bad." Continued Bush, "We will build rocket ships to carry man forward into space. Big, silver pointy ones with lots of ray guns and robots! U.S.A. is number one! Whoosh!"
An aide standing nearby the president politely and quietly mentioned that man had, in fact, already landed on the moon. President Bush smiled and nodded, not really listening.
Aerospace companies and Halliburton are expected to begin bidding next month for contracts to produce large, shiny rocket ships with lots of lasers.
artid
2002
Old Image
6_6_moon.jpg
issue
vol 6 - issue 06 (feb 2004)
section
stories