SHIT!

I hate: the Internet, big business and fat cats, glossy magazines, cell phones, imported beer, domestic beer, bad television, good television, commercials, country music, punk, disco, electronica, rap, death metal, R&B, opera, national anthems and all other forms of music created since WWII, elevators, escalators, drunks, tires, the telephone, remote controls, bad comedians, the rich and privileged, state holidays, holidays, fake tans, gold, pop art, comic books, home entertainment systems, reverse, ice cream, professional football, basketball, baseball and cricket, sports cars, greeting cards, clouds, leather upholstery, stop-motion photography, model planes, parking tickets, trash cans, graffiti, flight, metal, ghosts, actors, feel-good movies, subtitles, fraternities, sororities, big money, big cities, stupid pet tricks, ink pens, snooty foreign films, fax machines, electricity, credit cards, tap water, dirty people, smelly people, nice people, adding machines, outdoor carpeting, light bulbs, plastic plants, recirculated air, donuts, the Olympics, first class, cardboard boxes, paint, Motel 6, chocolate, sidewalks, bad sci-fi, infomercials, junk food, clocks and door knobs.
I like: bicycles and swearing.