THE FLAT-D (COFFEE FILTERS)

I was making coffee for The Coop last week, and noticed we were out of filters. Fortunately, I found some weird, space-age Flat-D filters in Wayne\'s office. These things are amazing!
I don\'t know what they\'re made of, but everyone on staff commented on how the coffee was extra good that day. The words \"robust\" and \"almost nutty\" were spoken of the Maxwell House brew.
Sadly, I can\'t find anymore, and don\'t know where to buy them. But I suggest everyone keeps their eyes open for the Flat-D coffee filters in their grocery store aisles.
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