NEW FUEL SPARKS CONTROVERSY

NAGASAKI, JAPAN - Technicians at Toyota have developed a new fuel technology seemingly designed to spark controversy.
\"Using King James versions of the Bible instead of gasoline,\" explains a Toyota spokesperson, \"the new Toyota Biblemobile is cost efficient and better for the environment.\"
The announcement has already caused outrage among Christian groups and the Vatican.
Pope John Paul II released the following statement earlier today: \"Snore... burp... change diaper... snore....\"
Jesus could not be reached for comment, but Toyota reps stand firm.
\"There are tons of King James Bibles out there! It’s the most printed book in the world, so, unlike oil, the supply will never run out.\"