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22 December 2023
SOMETIMES THE TRUTH IS FUNNIER THAN ANYTHING WE CAN MAKE UP.
The following advertisement is 100% real. Being the professional that I am, I checked the facts. Paula is indeed a skank ho. She'll love you long time for a six pack and even let you in the back door if you let her win at pool. I attended the event and am happy to say that I am not the Daddy. I didn't fuck Paula but, being a good sport, I put my name in the hat anyway. Apparently, not actually knowing Paula did not disqualify me from the contest. Had my name been picked, simple observation would have counted me out because I, unlike the rest of the possible fathers and one lesbian that was there, have a full set of teeth and bathe daily. By the night's end, no true daddy was chosen, thus leaving the mystery up to Maury Povich and his crack team of paternity testers. Good luck finding the father, you stupid knocked-up whore.
The following advertisement is 100% real. Being the professional that I am, I checked the facts. Paula is indeed a skank ho. She'll love you long time for a six pack and even let you in the back door if you let her win at pool. I attended the event and am happy to say that I am not the Daddy. I didn't fuck Paula but, being a good sport, I put my name in the hat anyway. Apparently, not actually knowing Paula did not disqualify me from the contest. Had my name been picked, simple observation would have counted me out because I, unlike the rest of the possible fathers and one lesbian that was there, have a full set of teeth and bathe daily. By the night's end, no true daddy was chosen, thus leaving the mystery up to Maury Povich and his crack team of paternity testers. Good luck finding the father, you stupid knocked-up whore.
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Old Image
4_3_daddy.swf
issue
vol 4 - issue 03 (nov 2001)
section
stories