EIGHT CD HAIKUS (BECAUSE I'M OUT OF TIME TO REVIEW THEM)

1. R.A. THE RUGGED MAN - DIE, RUGGED MAN, DIE
Rugged Man, say why.
Tell world why you so damn pissed.
Need hug and warm milk?
ratheruggedman.com
2. LAST OF THE FAMOUS - THE MUSIC OR THE MEMORY
You are not famous.
You are pop punk gut-rot bile.
A pox on you all!
lastofthefamous.com
3. RANTMUSIC - KAMIKAZE SYLLABLES
Mr. Bungle-esque,
But not nearly as moody.
Circus fun goodness.
rantmusic.com
4. THE BREAK - HANDBOOK FOR THE HOPELESS
Hard-edged ballad rock,
Like Bono, only with balls.
Heh, heh... \"Bono balls\".
thebreakpage.com
5. DEAD TO FALL - VILLAINY AND VIRTUE
Stereo\'s possessed,
By hardcore Devil music!
Still fun though. Kinda.
victoryrecords.com
6. RILO KILEY - MORE ADVENTUROUS
Girl whining like mule.
Happy-go-lucky hook beats.
This is sure-fire hit.
rilokiley.com
7. SHOPLIFTING - SHOPLIFTING
Loud, mean, and absurd.
Off-key playing fever rock.
My kind of album.
killrockstars.com
8. MORNING 40 FEDERATION - MORNING 40 FEDERATION
Goddamn, this is good.
Ween meets the JSBX!
The Bumblebeez\' knees!
morning40.com