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22 December 2023
1. If you're trying to lure a child into your car, try bribing them with candy. If that doesn't work, clip their leg with the front of your vehicle. I bet they’ll take your candy then.
2. What I wouldn't give to be a dog. The world is your restroom, you can hump everything you see, and you don't get in trouble for sniffing someone's crotch.
3. Is Kevin Costner dead yet? Huh. That’s too bad.
4. Remember that "I hate truckers" article I wrote a few months back? Of course not. Well, it got me into some trouble. Optimus Prime is real pissed.
5. The next time you're at Target and you bump into some kid who's stranded in the parking lot because his mother left without him, offer to give him a ride home. But then drop him off at another parking lot instead.
6. If you come from a single parent home, don't ever feel bad. Jesus was sort of a bastard, too.
7. NOW is Kevin Costner dead? Damnit!
8. What's so wrong about wanting a belly dance from Captain Lou Albano?
2. What I wouldn't give to be a dog. The world is your restroom, you can hump everything you see, and you don't get in trouble for sniffing someone's crotch.
3. Is Kevin Costner dead yet? Huh. That’s too bad.
4. Remember that "I hate truckers" article I wrote a few months back? Of course not. Well, it got me into some trouble. Optimus Prime is real pissed.
5. The next time you're at Target and you bump into some kid who's stranded in the parking lot because his mother left without him, offer to give him a ride home. But then drop him off at another parking lot instead.
6. If you come from a single parent home, don't ever feel bad. Jesus was sort of a bastard, too.
7. NOW is Kevin Costner dead? Damnit!
8. What's so wrong about wanting a belly dance from Captain Lou Albano?
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vol 4 - issue 01 (sep 2001)
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stories