MAN FINDS LOVE IN PORT-A-POTTY

Pataskala resident Skip McCray found true love in a place he never thought possible, a Port-A-Potty. McCray was at Comfest and had just eaten another handful of shrooms and a kraut dog when the incident occurred.
“I was just standing there, pissed that I got some bunk shrooms. Then I was like, ‘Whoa!’ The shit kicked in! Soul Fu Villains were jammin and next thing I know I’m tripping my balls off! Then I felt this rumble in my gut. Dude, I knew that kraut dog was a bad idea. I started to crown so I booked it to the Port-A-Potty. Lucky for me there wasn’t a line. I barely got my shorts down when I blew ass. I sprayed the wall so hard it almost reached the little air vents at the top. Then I dropped my hacky sack and was like, ‘Fuck, dude!’ But I just wiped fast and got the hell out of there. And there she was! The hottest chick I’d ever seen waiting to use the Port-A-Potty I just painted brown! I was totally confused about what I should do. Then it hit me! I told her that it was all out of paper, so she went to the next one over. I chatted with her some when she got out and offered her some shrooms. But I warned her not to eat a kraut dog with them. Dude, she’s been crashing at my pad ever since!”