BOOBIES ARE IN!

In June, the MTV Movie Awards took center stage, and the stars were out in the highest of fashion. This year’s fashion trend: boobies. Hip-hop goddess Lil’ Kim showed off her jiggling orbs with a garnish of daisy pasties. Her Lady Marmalade partners, Pink, Christina Aguilera and Mya, also dressed like whores.
Shannon Elizabeth of American Pie, Scary Movie and their subsequent shitty sequels walked the red carpet wrapped in glittery panty hose. When asked who designed her outfit, Elizabeth replied, “I made it myself. Isn’t it pretty? A girl with absolutely no talent, like myself, has to show the goods to get a job in this town.”
Halle Berry, star of Swordfish, wouldn’t shut up about her tits, and neither would her co-stars John Travolta and Hugh Jackman. Berry was later escorted from the show when she and Destiny’s Child were caught performing lap dances for $100 a pop backstage.
Fashion guru Joan Rivers had no comment on the latest trend. Reportedly, she will be undergoing yet another cosmetic surgery operation to remove her wrinkly, saggy tits from her shoes.