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22 December 2023
It was released last Wednesday that television commercial actor Scott Brinker, appearing in the new Rally’s “Big Chicken” commercials, has never eaten at Rally’s.
“It’s swill,” said the 27-year-old beefcake. “Look at me. I’m fit. I’ve got a full head of hair. I don’t live in my parents’ basement. And I get laid. Do I fucking look like I eat at Rally’s?”
When asked why Rally’s would advertise their product under false pretenses, Brinker stated, “Have you ever seen the people in the drive-thru of that place? Would you want one of those dudes eating a bucket of mayonnaise on one of your commercials? I didn’t think so.”
Brinker also appeared in a 1998 commercial for White Castle’s Slider burgers. When asked what he thought of White Castle he stated, “Don’t even get me started on that.”
“It’s swill,” said the 27-year-old beefcake. “Look at me. I’m fit. I’ve got a full head of hair. I don’t live in my parents’ basement. And I get laid. Do I fucking look like I eat at Rally’s?”
When asked why Rally’s would advertise their product under false pretenses, Brinker stated, “Have you ever seen the people in the drive-thru of that place? Would you want one of those dudes eating a bucket of mayonnaise on one of your commercials? I didn’t think so.”
Brinker also appeared in a 1998 commercial for White Castle’s Slider burgers. When asked what he thought of White Castle he stated, “Don’t even get me started on that.”
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vol 3 - issue 08 (apr 2001)
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