TINA'S BUSTED RHYMES

POEM ONE:
Under my pit is a tickle,
My grandma ate the whole pickle.
They’re all gonna laugh at us,
Carrie likes to ride the bus,
I’ll give you a banana for that nickel.
POEM TWO:
Here, kitty kitty,
Suck on her tittie.
Black ass delight,
Won’t put up a fight,
I am very giddy.
POEM THREE:
One little monkey jumpin’ on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Dorks are superheros,
Ohioans say “Gyros,”
The monkey is dead.
POEM FOUR:
Life is a chair of bowlies,
Hockey teams have hot goalies.
Canada is what I like,
When I ride my bike, I ride my bike,
Coke mixed with Vanilla Stoli.