I remember the first time I [verb, past tense] your [noun from title of this story]. I remember it quite [adverb], in fact. We were [number] years old, hanging out down at the [popular hangout spot], listening to [Juice Newton song, most likely “Queen of Hearts”]. You were wearing that [adjective] little [article of clothing], and I was wearing my [color] cotton [another article of clothing]. You revealed your [noun from title of this story] to me, and I almost [reaction, past tense]. Who knew? When I got home, my [member of family] asked me why I looked so [adjective]. I couldn’t tell them the truth. I couldn’t tell them that you [verb, past tense] me your [noun from title of this story]. If my [male member of family] found out, he’d [verb] me until I [expelling of bodily fluid, past tense]. So I made up this [adjective] story about how we were [physical activity] in the [public place], and these [number] crazy [noun, but in Spanish] jumped out of nowhere and [verb, past tense] us silly. Of course my parents believed me. They’re [derogatory adjective]. I don’t think my [sibling] bought it, though. They kept [verb] at me like I was a/an [adjective] mother-[rhymes with “trucker,” begins with an “f”]. I might have to tell them the truth. You might have to reveal to them your [noun from title of this story]. But don’t be alarmed if they [verb from title of this story], too.