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22 December 2023
THE GOOD SON:
Last Tuesday, five-year-old Bobby Zucco began a monumental journey to help his needy mother. Zucco will pedal his tricycle from his home in Sacramento, California to Rockford, Maine, to raise money for dire surgery for his mother.
Yes, Boobies for Bobby’s Mommy (BBM) is turning in to the biggest charity event of the century. Bobby’s mom, Vicki, is beaming with pride.
“This all started last week when we were eating breakfast,” Vicki stated. ”I was explaining to Bobby that Daddy left Mommy for his secretary, Veronica, because Mommy is as flat as a board.”
Apparently, Bobby’s daddy loves gigantic, luscious, bouncy, tasty teats. Reports say Daddy’s leaving is obviously Mommy’s fault for being born with the chest of a 13-year-old boy. Bobby decided the only way Daddy would come back to Mommy was if she got big, fake bosoms. Both Vicki and Bobby agreed BBM was the way to go.
After a long, hard week of pedaling day and night, Bobby Zucco has managed to travel 22 blocks from home. At this rate he will make it to Rockford in 750 years.
Man, those are going to be some big ass boobs! If you would like to make a personal donation to Bobby’s mommy’s boobie fund, please call 1-800-4-BIG-ONES.
TOUGH JUSTICE!
Courtroom dramas are a dime a dozen these days. Judge Judy, Judge Mills Lane, The People’s Court; you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. Until now. Make room for Street Justice.
Street Justice doesn’t have the same old stuffy judge of the past. Judge Macho Man Randy Savage pounds the big gavel here. Furthermore, his court isn’t in some dull old courtroom. It’s on the mean streets of Tijuana, Mexico. And in Tijuana, Macho Man is the law! The plaintiff and the defendant don’t merely plead their case, they go three rounds in the Steel Cage Witness Stand of Doom!
For example: 64-year-old Gladys Remis argued that a dozen eggs only counts as one item instead of twelve. Tops Express Line cashier, Spike Kreiger, disagreed. After Spike repeatedly beat Remis in her Depends, Judge Macho Man dismissed the case.
”Ooohh, yeah! Your case is goin’ down, granny!”
Don’t be found in contempt while in Judge Macho Man’s court, or you’ll get taken down with his patented flying elbow. Oh, that’s gotta hurt! So if the common court doesn’t stir your interest anymore, maybe it’s time for a switch.
Check local listings for time and channel. Ooohh, yeah!
Last Tuesday, five-year-old Bobby Zucco began a monumental journey to help his needy mother. Zucco will pedal his tricycle from his home in Sacramento, California to Rockford, Maine, to raise money for dire surgery for his mother.
Yes, Boobies for Bobby’s Mommy (BBM) is turning in to the biggest charity event of the century. Bobby’s mom, Vicki, is beaming with pride.
“This all started last week when we were eating breakfast,” Vicki stated. ”I was explaining to Bobby that Daddy left Mommy for his secretary, Veronica, because Mommy is as flat as a board.”
Apparently, Bobby’s daddy loves gigantic, luscious, bouncy, tasty teats. Reports say Daddy’s leaving is obviously Mommy’s fault for being born with the chest of a 13-year-old boy. Bobby decided the only way Daddy would come back to Mommy was if she got big, fake bosoms. Both Vicki and Bobby agreed BBM was the way to go.
After a long, hard week of pedaling day and night, Bobby Zucco has managed to travel 22 blocks from home. At this rate he will make it to Rockford in 750 years.
Man, those are going to be some big ass boobs! If you would like to make a personal donation to Bobby’s mommy’s boobie fund, please call 1-800-4-BIG-ONES.
TOUGH JUSTICE!
Courtroom dramas are a dime a dozen these days. Judge Judy, Judge Mills Lane, The People’s Court; you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. Until now. Make room for Street Justice.
Street Justice doesn’t have the same old stuffy judge of the past. Judge Macho Man Randy Savage pounds the big gavel here. Furthermore, his court isn’t in some dull old courtroom. It’s on the mean streets of Tijuana, Mexico. And in Tijuana, Macho Man is the law! The plaintiff and the defendant don’t merely plead their case, they go three rounds in the Steel Cage Witness Stand of Doom!
For example: 64-year-old Gladys Remis argued that a dozen eggs only counts as one item instead of twelve. Tops Express Line cashier, Spike Kreiger, disagreed. After Spike repeatedly beat Remis in her Depends, Judge Macho Man dismissed the case.
”Ooohh, yeah! Your case is goin’ down, granny!”
Don’t be found in contempt while in Judge Macho Man’s court, or you’ll get taken down with his patented flying elbow. Oh, that’s gotta hurt! So if the common court doesn’t stir your interest anymore, maybe it’s time for a switch.
Check local listings for time and channel. Ooohh, yeah!
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vol 3 - issue 03 (nov 2000)
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