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22 December 2023
WHERE OUR MADCAP MAN OF THE HOUR GOES POSTAL AND GETS FRANK WITH KNUCKLEHEADS IN HIGH PLACES.
This month frank wrote to everyone's favorite hair removal system, NADS!
I had a few questions regarding Aussie’s Nads No-Heat Hair Removal System. Before I get started, however, I’d like to commend your incredible staff for anticipating the answers to the really important questions people may have. I was convinced you must be gifted psychics when I saw the first most frequently asked question: “Is this the hair removal stuff that you can actually eat?” Man, oh man. I was wondering that myself! Knowing right off the bat that Aussie’s Nads No-Heat Hair Removal System could be a delectably satisfying taste treat was of far more concern to me than trifles like “How well does this product work?” or, “Will this product melt my living flesh?” Strangely enough, though, you make no recommendations of what Nads would taste good on (or in). On to my question: I am a large, extremely hairy, homosexual man-– a “bear” as they say within the gay community. Large patches of coarse, thick black hair cover nearly every square inch of my massive 350 pound frame. Frankly, it has always saddened me to be compared to a massive woodland creature. I was hoping that Nads could help me with this problem. I understand that Nads is completely organic (and tasty!), but I saw absolutely no reference to its effects on the genital/anal areas of the body. Imagine how embarrassing it would be for me to pick up a guy with my new, hairless body, terrifying him when my pants are removed and the massive forest of hair sprouting from my bulbous posterior is exposed! I feel confident in your product, but before I commit to buying it, I need to know if can I put Nads in my ass?
Sincerely,
frank putzerelli
DO YOU KNOW A PERSON OR COMPANY THAT YOU THINK FRANK SHOULD WRITE TO? IF SO, EMAIL HIM AT FRANK@TLCHICKEN.COM
This month frank wrote to everyone's favorite hair removal system, NADS!
I had a few questions regarding Aussie’s Nads No-Heat Hair Removal System. Before I get started, however, I’d like to commend your incredible staff for anticipating the answers to the really important questions people may have. I was convinced you must be gifted psychics when I saw the first most frequently asked question: “Is this the hair removal stuff that you can actually eat?” Man, oh man. I was wondering that myself! Knowing right off the bat that Aussie’s Nads No-Heat Hair Removal System could be a delectably satisfying taste treat was of far more concern to me than trifles like “How well does this product work?” or, “Will this product melt my living flesh?” Strangely enough, though, you make no recommendations of what Nads would taste good on (or in). On to my question: I am a large, extremely hairy, homosexual man-– a “bear” as they say within the gay community. Large patches of coarse, thick black hair cover nearly every square inch of my massive 350 pound frame. Frankly, it has always saddened me to be compared to a massive woodland creature. I was hoping that Nads could help me with this problem. I understand that Nads is completely organic (and tasty!), but I saw absolutely no reference to its effects on the genital/anal areas of the body. Imagine how embarrassing it would be for me to pick up a guy with my new, hairless body, terrifying him when my pants are removed and the massive forest of hair sprouting from my bulbous posterior is exposed! I feel confident in your product, but before I commit to buying it, I need to know if can I put Nads in my ass?
Sincerely,
frank putzerelli
DO YOU KNOW A PERSON OR COMPANY THAT YOU THINK FRANK SHOULD WRITE TO? IF SO, EMAIL HIM AT FRANK@TLCHICKEN.COM
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vol 3 - issue 03 (nov 2000)
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stories