LOVE KNOWS NO HALF-BRAIN

Ex-First Lady, Nancy Reagan, is pulling on the nation’s heart strings with her new book, I Love You, Ronnie. The book contains love letters written for Nancy by her husband, former president Ronald Reagan. The public eye has witnessed many sides of Reagan through his lifetime. Reagan headed the governor’s office for California and won the hearts of Americans as the president of our great nation for two terms in the '80s. Now, with I Love You, Ronnie, the public is seeing a new Ronald Reagan: a loving and caring side. This excerpt shows his devotion to his one true love, Nancy.
Feb. 14, 1977
Dear St. Valentine,
I'm writing to you about a beautiful young lady who has been in this household for 25 years now. I have a request to make of you. Could you, on this day, whisper in her ear that someone loves her very much and more and more each day?
Thank you,
"Someone"
The writings continue through the years, to the final entry from May of this year.
Achtung 75, 1462
Pickle Back,
Amish farmers ate my face again. My shoe horn seems to be growing and the people who scalped Betty Crocker want their pet toenails back. If you happen to see those damn British glue sniffers again, tell them old Stanley is hunting for their taco shells! Ha, ha! That will show those aardvark spoons how to skip rope with a hairy meatball! I am cat food, thank you.
Love hairy sticks,
Hedgehog
Rush out and grab your copy before they're gone.