FAILED NAMES FOR OPERATION: ANACONDA

Now that it’s behind us, the government has released the working names for Operation: Anaconda.
• OPERATION: BIG FUCKING SNAKE
• OPERATION: JOHN HOLMES
• OPERATION: MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU’VE GOT BUNS, HON (FOLLOWED BY - ENDURING: BABY’S GOT BACK)
• OPERATION: ANOTHER SHITTY JON VOIGHT MOVIE
• OPERATION: KILL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING