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VATICAN CITY (AP) - At a press conference, Elton John and the leaders of the Catholic Church announced a new public service campaign.
The campaign will deal with the pressing issue of Catholic priests and their boy lust. Elton has done his part by rewriting yet another of his classic hit songs.
Performed by Elton and a choir of priests, the new song is titled “Don't Let Your Sons Go Down On Me”. The new song will be played at the beginning of Catholic masses for the next month.
No word on a world tour yet, but the priests say they’re, “ready if Elton is.”