SHRINK THIS!

I am declaring war on psychiatry. Why the fuck not? We have wars for everything else. Wars on terrorism, religion, soda pop, drugs, and corporations. This war even has an evil dictator: Dr. Phil. You know, that know-it-all Svengali fame leech on the fat ass of Oprah. God forbid anyone be responsible for their own actions. According to Phil and shrinks around the world, there is always someone or something else to blame for you being fucked up. Public enemy #1 is your parents. They fucked you up, and their parents fucked them up. So, if my math and anthropology are correct, God is to blame for everyone being fucked up. Okay! Score one for the shrinks! Psychiatry says that we should feel sorry for you if you methodically murder your five children. Yet I’m the sick motherfucker for wanting you, your husband and your fellow cult members to be fed head first into a wood chipper. Fuck you! Psychiatry tells men that we need to open up and be sensitive to those around us. This is just self-serving propaganda. Don’t listen. They work in tandem with lawyers to fuck us over in divorce and discrimination cases. The word “clitoris” should not offend anyone over the age of 14. The Freud junkies are more concerned with how you feel and who’s to blame than they are about the victims of your killing spree. I am sick of hearing reasons why I should feel bad, or that society is to blame for the shit that goes on in this world. How about: “These people are fucking assholes and they should pay the price for the crimes they commit, instead of wasting my time and tax money thinking up new labels for them.” The only label I want to hear is “guilty.” I’m tired of being a parent to America’s children. Tell that little shit “no” for once, instead of that “compromising” bullshit the quacks feed you. They’re your kids. You are responsible for them and what they do while under your care. Quit looking for answers for your fucked up lives anywhere else but within yourselves. Forget about God and religion, too. All that will get you is fucked up the ass with footage of it on the Internet.