I DIDN'T DO IT.

What? Huh-uh, I don’t know. I didn’t eat that cupcake-- nope. I don’t even like chocolate anymore. I think it was the puppy. He told me he did it. Huh? Nope. I didn’t touch your vase, and I for sure didn’t break it. How did I know it was broken? Um, I heard it fall down and-- and yeah-- crash while I was in the potty. And I thought, I thought, “Boy, Mommy’ll be mad when she finds her broken vase pieces in the laundry hamper.” Yes, I was wearing these pants all day. My blue pants were under the bed? Well, I didn’t put ‘em there. Musta been aliens. They came-- they came-- ssshhheeeeew! And ZAP! They gotted my pants out and squirted them with a water laser-- phweeew! That’s where the wet came from. I promise. Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye. Love you.