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TRUE STORIES OF HEROES' BRAVE BATTLES
BRAVE SOUL OF MAY 2002: FOOTMAN
My daddy, writes this thing called Feets Of Bravery every other month, and honestly I don't get it. How can feet be brave? I guess people write to him, and tell him how their feet are brave and stuff. But when I looked in his office, I couldn't find any letters anywhere. Maybe he hides them. I hide things. One time it took my mommy three days to find my baby brother, but daddy says mommy’s not that observant. I still can't seem to find anything in his office that has to do with feet. The only thing here is that scary Footman thing in wayne's office. It kind of creeps me out. I sometimes have nightmares that the Footman is coming to get me. This one time, my friend Billy had to go to the doctor because his foot was burning. He said it was like having his foot in a barbeque. The doctor told him that he was too good of an athlete, and that he couldn't play sports no more. It was too bad, because Billy was good at dodge ball. I played dodge ball with my dog once. He didn't like it too much. Mommy said that dogs don't know how to play dodge ball, but they do have lips. Whatever that means.
crazy maisy chinsang: What are you doing, mikey?
mikey: Trying to write my daddy's Feets of Bravery thing.
c: No, silly! It's not FEETS. It's FEATS! F-E-A-T-S.
m: You don't spell “feet” with an “A”, dufus! It's F-E-E-T.
c: But that's not right!
m: Is so!
c: Is not!
m: Is too!
c: I don't think so!
m: I don't care!
c: I'm tired.
m: Me too. Do you think this is long enough? I can't believe our daddies do this every month.
c: I want to go home.
m: Me too. This sucks!
IF YOU HAVE A FEAT OF BRAVERY YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE, EMAIL DARBY AT DARBY@TLCHICKEN.COM
BRAVE SOUL OF MAY 2002: FOOTMAN
My daddy, writes this thing called Feets Of Bravery every other month, and honestly I don't get it. How can feet be brave? I guess people write to him, and tell him how their feet are brave and stuff. But when I looked in his office, I couldn't find any letters anywhere. Maybe he hides them. I hide things. One time it took my mommy three days to find my baby brother, but daddy says mommy’s not that observant. I still can't seem to find anything in his office that has to do with feet. The only thing here is that scary Footman thing in wayne's office. It kind of creeps me out. I sometimes have nightmares that the Footman is coming to get me. This one time, my friend Billy had to go to the doctor because his foot was burning. He said it was like having his foot in a barbeque. The doctor told him that he was too good of an athlete, and that he couldn't play sports no more. It was too bad, because Billy was good at dodge ball. I played dodge ball with my dog once. He didn't like it too much. Mommy said that dogs don't know how to play dodge ball, but they do have lips. Whatever that means.
crazy maisy chinsang: What are you doing, mikey?
mikey: Trying to write my daddy's Feets of Bravery thing.
c: No, silly! It's not FEETS. It's FEATS! F-E-A-T-S.
m: You don't spell “feet” with an “A”, dufus! It's F-E-E-T.
c: But that's not right!
m: Is so!
c: Is not!
m: Is too!
c: I don't think so!
m: I don't care!
c: I'm tired.
m: Me too. Do you think this is long enough? I can't believe our daddies do this every month.
c: I want to go home.
m: Me too. This sucks!
IF YOU HAVE A FEAT OF BRAVERY YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE, EMAIL DARBY AT DARBY@TLCHICKEN.COM
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vol 4 - issue 09 (may 2002)
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